For some unknown reason, in a news conference Wednesday, Burke went off on the Wings and the referees. And I mean, went OFF.
He insisted that his team was getting terrible calls, that his players were being mugged, that Henrik Sedin was getting "his face washed" by a "scrum" of Detroit players, and that behemoth Todd Bertuzzi was "wearing three red sweaters" because the Wings were so busy tackling him.
He also accused Dominik Hasek of flopping like a fish, and reminded officials that his goalie, Cloutier, was easy to identify, because he was the one in pads, standing up.
Actually, Brian, on Thursday, Cloutier was the one without a mask, sitting down.
But why quibble over details?
Perhaps Burke is mad over Pistons fans booing Canada's national anthem. Perhaps he simply woke up on the wrong side of the border. Whatever the case, we should accept what he says with great care and sensitivity, because he is, with all due respect, out of his mind.
Bertuzzi is being mugged? Isn't that physically impossible? Like the Lilliputians dunking on Gulliver? As for Sedin getting his face washed? He must have been pretty clean, then, when he scored the game-winner in Game 1. And if the refs are so slanted toward Detroit, why three straight penalties in less than five minutes? You did see that, right, Brian? In the first period?
Or did you have your head in your hands?
Enough. Finish this. Let the man go on vacation.
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