Lang-isms

[Count Cane]

Do any of you Pen fans out there know of a sight where you can find all the great quotes of your announcer. I hope I got his name right, my apologies if I didn't.

[Darth Xed]

Don't know a site, but I know some people try to 'collect' them

Here's a few off the top of my head:

Heeeee shoots & scores!
Look out Loretta!
Michael, Michael, Motorcycle!
Scatch my back with a hacksaw!
He's handing out checks like it's the end of the month!
Elvis he left the building!
Buy Sam a drink, & get his dog one too!
She wants to spank my monkey!

and the best (because it's reserved for the Pens winning the Cup)

Lord Stanley, Lord Stanlet, bring me some Brandy!

There are tons more... these are just off the top of my head

[P.J Stock]

HaHa...Those are great- but I really like the one below- and the Stanley cup one ofcourse.

"Scatch my back with a hacksaw! "

[Darth Xed]

More I thought of the other night:

"He beat him like a rented mule!"
"Great balls of fire!"
"How much fried chicken can you eat?"
"Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!"
"Big Ben struck one!"
"He's like a bulldozer in a construction yard... he's hitting everything that moves!"

[Count Cane]

Thanks Darth for helping me out. I appreciate the effort. I knew the classic "he beat him like a rented mule" but "how much fried chicken can you eat" is the one that I was trying to remember. That cracks me up. Feel free to post anymore you remember, we can all use the laughs.