5 and a game
03-08-2002, 08:21 PM
> CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
>
> 70 ABOVE
> Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
> People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
>
> 60 ABOVE
> North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> People in Canada plant gardens.
>
> 50 ABOVE
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Canada sunbathe.
>
> 40 ABOVE
> Italian and English cars won't start.
> People in Canada drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 ABOVE
> Distilled water freezes.
> Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
>
> 20 ABOVE
> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
> People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 ABOVE
> Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 0 DEGREES
> People in Miami all die........
> Canadians lick the flagpole.
>
> 20 BELOW
> Californians fly away to Mexico
> People in Canada get out their winter coats.
>
> 40 BELOW
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 60 BELOW
> Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
> enough.
>
> 80 BELOW
> Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> People in Canada rent some videos.
>
> 100 BELOW
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
> Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
> 297 BELOW
> Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
> 325 BELOW
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
> People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> 500 BELOW
> Hell freezes over.
> The Leafs win the Stanley Cup
>
> 70 ABOVE
> Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
> People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
>
> 60 ABOVE
> North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> People in Canada plant gardens.
>
> 50 ABOVE
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Canada sunbathe.
>
> 40 ABOVE
> Italian and English cars won't start.
> People in Canada drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 ABOVE
> Distilled water freezes.
> Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
>
> 20 ABOVE
> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
> People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 ABOVE
> Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 0 DEGREES
> People in Miami all die........
> Canadians lick the flagpole.
>
> 20 BELOW
> Californians fly away to Mexico
> People in Canada get out their winter coats.
>
> 40 BELOW
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 60 BELOW
> Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
> enough.
>
> 80 BELOW
> Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> People in Canada rent some videos.
>
> 100 BELOW
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
> Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
> 297 BELOW
> Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
> 325 BELOW
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
> People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> 500 BELOW
> Hell freezes over.
> The Leafs win the Stanley Cup